I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside
my boyfriend wants a nose job but idk how his dick is gonna FIT in my NOSE
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
People I may know
I’m important in video games and sometimes that’s all that really matters
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?
nO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WE ARE NOT HAVING ANOTHER FUCKING DONT HUG ME IM SCARED NOPE NOPE NO BIG OL STEAMY FRESH PILE OF NOPE
WHAT IS THIS FROM
http://vimeo.com/79639392 Found it.
i feel if you are an existentialist you should not watch this
if you are an absurdist you should watch this
as for me…. my mind is crying.